Our world leaders should be ashamed of themselves. No one has ambition anymore. I mean it. I was driving to work the other day and they had some report on the radio about Iran's Ahmadinejad doing something shady as usual. Mahmoud is definitely a clown and a D-Bag and probably does not pose a threat to anyone (except his own people). Then I thought to myself that no one in the world, particularly the world leaders, have any balls. And by balls I mean the will and determination to try and take over the world. Seriously, think about it...when was the last time someone truly made an attempt at world domination? Hitler? Come on, that was over 64 years ago! Napoleon came close but he was French, so lets be realistic when we assess his achievements. Then you have Alexander the Great who is not as "great" as some historians argue he is. If he was so great then I'd be speaking Greek, not English, so cut the shit.
What I would like to see is one of these politicians get really drunk and hold a live press conference announcing their intentions to take over the world. If I were a world leader and was mulling the possibility of attempting to take over the world, I already know what my press conference would be like. Skip to the 2:53 mark for a classic example from Chappelle's Show:
Later I will post some of today's most notorious dictators and the odds that they will try to take over the world.
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